Slippy Pitch Men's Very Important Tee
Slippy Pitch: For the Beautiful Chaos of the Game
Sometimes, the pitch is perfect. Other times, it’s a slippy pitch—a wet, wild mess where the ball has a mind of its own, and your best move is just staying upright. But that’s football (sorry, soccer for the Americans)—beautiful, unpredictable, and occasionally covered in mud.
Inspired by the legendary Instagram feed @slippypitch, this tee is for the players, the fans, and the ones who know the best moments of the game happen both on and off the pitch. Whether you’re scoring goals, slipping spectacularly, or just here for the vibes, this shirt has you covered—unlike that defender who just wiped out.
Wear it with pride. And maybe bring an extra pair of socks.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.75 | 17.72 | 19.72 | 21.73 | 23.74 | 25.75 | 27.72 |
| Length, in | 26.77 | 27.76 | 28.78 | 29.76 | 30.75 | 31.77 | 32.76 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.35 | 8.94 | 9.53 | 9.76 | 10.00 | 10.59 | 11.18 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The name does not lie - this VIT is designed to make one look like a VIP for any occasion. High quality print makes it a must-have item in every wardrobe.
.: 100% soft cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²))
.: Semi-slim fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Light Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Shoulder taped
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and to prevent stretching
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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